i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think people are normalizing furries
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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