Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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