Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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