Can i not drive my cunt home
Sponge bath it is.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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