We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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