I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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