Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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