I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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