Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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