Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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