Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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