actually, I'm a sock model
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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