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The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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