I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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