your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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