if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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