Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
you made out with another girl for some wings
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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