It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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