The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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