If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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