The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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