You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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