I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
