Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops