how can u be prego again
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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