I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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