brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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