wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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