Don't make out with my wife yet
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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