Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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