i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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