My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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