Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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