he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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