If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
