if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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