So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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