you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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