I heard we made out
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
