awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
