"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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