you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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