Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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