stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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