I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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