When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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