I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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