so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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