Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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