if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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