Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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