This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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