There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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