i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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